The Dumbest Lines from EVERY Fast & Furious Movie
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We love the Fast & Furious movies, but we have to admit they don’t have the best writing. We compiled the dumbest lines from every movie in the franchise and ranked them to determine the cringiest movie in the Fast & Furious universe. Put on your funderwear, this is the D-List!
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There are so many lines we couldn't fit in this video! What's your favorite quote that we missed?
its called .... its a fucking movie
If the Subaru cant do it we’ll need a invisible car
I don't know i've only seen the first 3 movies
@bob cat it wasn't cars... it was 4 speed granny transmissions like the np435
old cars you would have to push the clutch in then get the car out of gear then let it out and push it in again for it to not grind sometimes ...thats where double clutching cam from....but i dont know way you would want to do that ...makes you slower
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8:35 16:57 17:50 20:58 23:51 24:39 26:06 Is that a birb?
I get its cringe but your both talking like your an expert. everything you state is impossible is very well possible. your trying to sound smart revolving around car related things but your not. money can accomplish any of the things they say . including hacking
If this wasn’t good enough to you why don’t you go over to the creators of the movies and tell them that their crazy high selling movies aren’t perfect enough for a bunch of nerds who would never be able to direct a movie like this and tell them how they should make it perfect with your sh*tty insults. The only people I’ve seen who find a way to criticize to everything. Plenty of things I could criticize about the two losers making this video.
HAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAA
Dim owns the car in the building in irl
actually you can tell a lot about whats goin on in your engine by seeing how the plugs are burned...
Can that girl plz stfu
"that's why she's spitting" refers to the car sputtering or spitting. The car is missing, due to timing, ignition, or spark... It was the spark. That's why the car was spitting. Actually car talk, something that doesn't happen much in the #1 car movie lmfao it's more like the #1 tuner movie
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You look like two failed clones of eddy burback
Whoever is laughing like that in the background needs to be quiet
Writing le-mans as lamar is definitely a 10 on the cringe line. And han says sequential transmission but they write normal transmission. Like TF?
By the way, in case you two didnt know, he was tuning a mustang (tokyo drift, 23:01 ) . Okay, nothing unusual i guess, but... I want to keep myself so bad here... That engine had a nissan skyline cover. So we can guess... If anyone who didnt notice and will hate me for this... That mustang was RB26 swapped. Really.
18:46 I think his gesture was more clingy than his sentence
Lmao "You know Nolan?"
Some of those supposed to be funny
This is the funniest ducking episode ever 🤣
Going back to the "try 5" I personally feel they where all doing "burn outs" so he couldn't drive forward or reverse im not sure they where actually trying to pull him a certain direction cause your right it doesn't make sense for them to all be pulling in their own direction
Thunderwear is a concealed carry holster in your crotch area
this is a really solid upload. you guys, particularly the pump, have some good writing and improv skills
“The street always wins” okay bro lmfaoo
Cant stand these movies, 100% cringe.
think this video is more cringe at times 🤣
you can tell nobody has kept the writers somewhat in check since the first movie
You guys are trying too hard to be simps. Love everything else you do.
"the streets allways win" are fighting the light pole? Miss baker's fence? Or maybe little tomy's tree? You are not fighting the literal street 😂
18:55 "Idk what the context is but..." 🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️
When the video about Cringe is more cringy than the content itself. "Dayum... That's tight" 🤦🏽♂️
Vin diesel kinda looks like billy corgan as well...
Have you ever heard of DEFCON? They demonstrate how to hack cctv cameras and street lights etc. “We know this is impossible” @4:50... well, I’d recommend you look at a few more videos about hacking...
5000hp will be a freaking bomb !!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Love when they say the go kart's sounded like a turbo diesel's and fast forward a little bit and luke evans is describing how a spark plug went bad on his "go kart" 😂
The lady in the background is killing me hahahaha. She has a very infectious laugh I like it
Who tf subtitled this vid 😂
If you do this for Hobbs and Shaw, be prepared to do the entire movie.
I’m fucking weak 🤣🤣🤣
helix sleep .com, lol, all you are doing is asking peoples to sleep while they work. fkin moneymakers.
you are gay
Nitorus is not cigars.
It’s funny to see how PC culture has changed the way we feel about old lines
the scooby do one is incredibly bad, a solid 10 imo
Is it sad that I understand what 'Granny shifting not double clutching like you should' means?
I mean, if you've driven a stick shift, you'll ruin your transmission if you "granny shift", rather than clutch-shift-clutch. So, that removes the inaccuracies of the line, because most "cringy" lines from F&F movies are semi-inaccurate. All that's left is the delivery? And as they said in this video, it used to be cringy now it's "culture". So I have to go with the colloquialism "cuz" that Brian dropped, rather than Dom's Granny-shifting comment honestly. Anybody else?
I will never listen to another ep that has that loud, cackling fuckin twit in the background again
Soooooo, “I live my life a quarter mile at a time” didn’t make the cut for f&f1?!? That was THEEEEE corniest line in the whole movie....”a quarter mile at a time”?? The hell does that even mean?!? 😂😭🤷🏽♂️
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Never seen one of the fast and furious, been a car guy for ages tho lmfao
Where is "you never had me, you never had your car"???
i've always though that something looks odd about that shot that vin diesel says 'the street always wins' like can you tell that he's on a green screen or something made every worse from the bad line and this is coming from an avid fan of the entire franchise
*DANGER TO MANIFOLD*
I had a dream Vin Diesel helped me move into my dorms freshman year of college.
I haven't even watched it yet and I commend you for this video. Someone had to make it.
LOL,,,,I see there are 3.4K kids who disagree with your dissing all these idiotic so called car movies. (Which actually more like Saturday morning cartoons)
lol yall made it seem like "Granny shifting" and "double clutching" are completely made up terms and not just terms that were used in the wrong context.
8:28
isnt granny shifting skipping gears
Hey man he was in my face *I'M IN YOUR FACE!*
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You guy are awesome but are way off.
I know it's hard work to cram all movies into this list, but honestly you could have filled the entire 32 minutes with quotes from just the first two films, no, in fact just the first film. From "MoTec exhaust system" to "I live my life a quarter mile at a time" oh and the only line that makes me remember that Ja Rule made an appearance "Noooo, Monicaaaaa". The first film had it all. The "Street's closed pizza boy, find another way home... Goddamn streetracers" is another moment that deserves to be on the list. Too many to list man.
"You can have any brew in the house...as long as it's a Corona."
*I said forget about it cuh*
this channel is the most hatters to fast and furious series every aspect of movie they want to breakdown what is this if u took all hollywood movies u will find mistakes and unreal thing.
i want to ask Donut Media why hate so much fast and furious ? where is the problem ? maybe last few movies they dissapointed me but they are amaizing movies in global aspect
the hypersport those exisist but no one wants to rizk getting it destroyed
That lady’s laugh in the background warms my cold heart. It’s very genuine.
I love cars, but I have never been able to watch one of these movies in its entirety. That they have become a cultural phenomenon amazes me.
Break it down for me
#1 "I live my life a quarter mile at a time" No contest.
Vin Diesel is the 3rd most popular bald guy in his own franchise.
only one was good.... tokyo drift... the rest is cringy and painfully childish
Ejecto seato cuz?
The woman that’s laughing literally has the biggest crush on James
Nah, Ronda Rousey saying "These parties bore me to tears" almost killed me in the cinema god that woman can't act.
I must love “cringy” lines because Donut’s pick for 2nd cringiest is my all-time favorite Fast & Furious movie.. I love the franchise as a whole but there’s just something about the OG film!
24:00 aint a gallo 24 an actual engine tho?
Your average stager 4wheel drive tractor is 680 horse ... just as reference ... 5000 horse lol
Granny shifting not double clutching like you should... Ultimate burn - Dom was saying his car is the equivalent of a 60's Peterbilt ;)
The Fast and The Furious (the first movie) is to car culture what Hackers was to hacker culture. Some purists hate them, but I actually love them because of their cheese. You have to take these movies for what they are, Hollywood fantasies, shut your brain off, and just enjoy.
Now lets rate your videos.
The first at least 4 (but probably 5), you cop out and just say “yeah, that’s what I was thinking.” What’s the matter, thinking of your own score is too complicated?
the crew laughing makes this video better 1000%%
Y’all just made me wanna rewatch all these again 😂😂
These actors should be paid double for acting their lines with a straight face.
13:17 has to be the best reaction iv ever seen
I love her laugh =D
If you know fast and furious, b it wasn't an evo. It was an oz rally dressed up.
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Doms rx7 is amazing tf are they on
Why do they hate the 3g eclipse so much😂😂
My cringy-est line was Puzzy! Because he can't hold up to being crushed between two cars. That's some weak sauce right there cuz!
Cool, donut media has turned into woke donut media.
“It doesn’t matter what’s under the hood it’s about who’s behind the wheel” ok I’m going to go and bet 100,000 that I’ll beat a Bugatti Chiron in a used 10 year old Ford Ka. I’m about to become rich. Edit: I WON! Thank you fast and furious! The person behind the wheel of the Chiron was a rich baby
Bruh the lady low key ruined a lot of money he jokes
How did they not mention Vin’s Time to Unleash the Beast line, that’s a 10/10
How do you guys not get what granny shifting and double clutching is? Granny shifting is usually shifting slow and normal by pressing the clutch to the floor and grabbing the next gear while double clutching is for preserving syncronizers by pushing the clutch moving tge shifter to neutral releasing the clutch to slow the clutch down reapplying the clutch and grabbing the next gear
the old movies might be a cringe fest but I'll take NOS junkie Paul Walker over brainwashed Vin Diesel anyday
from pink slips to international espionage wtf happened to these movies
I absolutely love the woman laughing in the background. Made an already hilarious video even funnier.