The Dumbest Lines from EVERY Fast & Furious Movie

2021-ж., 15-янв.
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We love the Fast & Furious movies, but we have to admit they don’t have the best writing. We compiled the dumbest lines from every movie in the franchise and ranked them to determine the cringiest movie in the Fast & Furious universe. Put on your funderwear, this is the D-List!
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  • There are so many lines we couldn't fit in this video! What's your favorite quote that we missed?

    Donut MediaDonut MediaАй мурун
    • its called .... its a fucking movie

      Elliot SmithElliot Smith2 саат мурун
    • If the Subaru cant do it we’ll need a invisible car

      Juanangel CastilloJuanangel CastilloКүн мурун
    • I don't know i've only seen the first 3 movies

      Nathan HernandezNathan HernandezКүн мурун
    • @bob cat it wasn't cars... it was 4 speed granny transmissions like the np435

      Lakeside motorsportsLakeside motorsports2 күн мурун
    • old cars you would have to push the clutch in then get the car out of gear then let it out and push it in again for it to not grind sometimes ...thats where double clutching cam from....but i dont know way you would want to do that ...makes you slower

      bob catbob cat2 күн мурун
  • The yielding architecture curiously film because circulation happily consist per a maniacal ear. calm, helpless store

    John NugentJohn Nugent8 мүнөт мурун
  • 8:35 16:57 17:50 20:58 23:51 24:39 26:06 Is that a birb?

    Chunky Jason PlaysChunky Jason Plays43 мүнөт мурун
  • I get its cringe but your both talking like your an expert. everything you state is impossible is very well possible. your trying to sound smart revolving around car related things but your not. money can accomplish any of the things they say . including hacking

    Elliot SmithElliot Smith2 саат мурун
  • If this wasn’t good enough to you why don’t you go over to the creators of the movies and tell them that their crazy high selling movies aren’t perfect enough for a bunch of nerds who would never be able to direct a movie like this and tell them how they should make it perfect with your sh*tty insults. The only people I’ve seen who find a way to criticize to everything. Plenty of things I could criticize about the two losers making this video.

    Rodney BitgoodRodney Bitgood3 саат мурун

    MattMatt3 саат мурун
  • Dim owns the car in the building in irl

    Kaidin StylesKaidin Styles4 саат мурун
  • actually you can tell a lot about whats goin on in your engine by seeing how the plugs are burned...

    Memorable PixelsMemorable Pixels7 саат мурун
  • Can that girl plz stfu

    Alex GarroodAlex Garrood9 саат мурун
  • "that's why she's spitting" refers to the car sputtering or spitting. The car is missing, due to timing, ignition, or spark... It was the spark. That's why the car was spitting. Actually car talk, something that doesn't happen much in the #1 car movie lmfao it's more like the #1 tuner movie

    Jeff HenningJeff Henning9 саат мурун
  • aaaa1

    James JeanJames Jean10 саат мурун
  • You look like two failed clones of eddy burback

    Corn beefCorn beef10 саат мурун
  • Whoever is laughing like that in the background needs to be quiet

    Jonathan LyonsJonathan Lyons11 саат мурун
  • Writing le-mans as lamar is definitely a 10 on the cringe line. And han says sequential transmission but they write normal transmission. Like TF?

    Mareno GlasMareno Glas12 саат мурун
  • By the way, in case you two didnt know, he was tuning a mustang (tokyo drift, 23:01 ) . Okay, nothing unusual i guess, but... I want to keep myself so bad here... That engine had a nissan skyline cover. So we can guess... If anyone who didnt notice and will hate me for this... That mustang was RB26 swapped. Really.

    XxZephyrxXXxZephyrxX13 саат мурун
  • 18:46 I think his gesture was more clingy than his sentence

    Sam tSam t13 саат мурун
  • Lmao "You know Nolan?"

    Mage 1Mage 116 саат мурун
  • Some of those supposed to be funny

    Wael GWael G18 саат мурун
  • This is the funniest ducking episode ever 🤣

    Socastee_5.0Socastee_5.020 саат мурун
  • Going back to the "try 5" I personally feel they where all doing "burn outs" so he couldn't drive forward or reverse im not sure they where actually trying to pull him a certain direction cause your right it doesn't make sense for them to all be pulling in their own direction

    Dominick quinteroDominick quintero21 саат мурун
  • Thunderwear is a concealed carry holster in your crotch area

    William MorrisWilliam Morris22 саат мурун
  • this is a really solid upload. you guys, particularly the pump, have some good writing and improv skills

    k kk k23 саат мурун
  • “The street always wins” okay bro lmfaoo

    unknown userunknown userКүн мурун
  • Cant stand these movies, 100% cringe.

    Dre VanDre VanКүн мурун
  • think this video is more cringe at times 🤣

    C4M_457C4M_457Күн мурун
  • you can tell nobody has kept the writers somewhat in check since the first movie

    KhrisKnightKhrisKnightКүн мурун
  • You guys are trying too hard to be simps. Love everything else you do.

    Alan GomezAlan GomezКүн мурун
  • "the streets allways win" are fighting the light pole? Miss baker's fence? Or maybe little tomy's tree? You are not fighting the literal street 😂

    Drip RockyDrip RockyКүн мурун
  • 18:55 "Idk what the context is but..." 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

    NonZeroSumGameNonZeroSumGameКүн мурун
  • When the video about Cringe is more cringy than the content itself. "Dayum... That's tight" 🤦🏽‍♂️

    NonZeroSumGameNonZeroSumGameКүн мурун
  • Vin diesel kinda looks like billy corgan as well...

    chakowechakoweКүн мурун
  • Have you ever heard of DEFCON? They demonstrate how to hack cctv cameras and street lights etc. “We know this is impossible” @4:50... well, I’d recommend you look at a few more videos about hacking...

    Nico CoombsNico CoombsКүн мурун
  • 5000hp will be a freaking bomb !!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Jorel playzJorel playzКүн мурун
  • Love when they say the go kart's sounded like a turbo diesel's and fast forward a little bit and luke evans is describing how a spark plug went bad on his "go kart" 😂

    Jani PalonenJani PalonenКүн мурун
  • The lady in the background is killing me hahahaha. She has a very infectious laugh I like it

  • Who tf subtitled this vid 😂

    viewofasceneviewofasceneКүн мурун
  • If you do this for Hobbs and Shaw, be prepared to do the entire movie.

    ododКүн мурун
  • I’m fucking weak 🤣🤣🤣

    Craig ProsserCraig ProsserКүн мурун
  • helix sleep .com, lol, all you are doing is asking peoples to sleep while they work. fkin moneymakers.

    Krishnendu NaskarKrishnendu NaskarКүн мурун
  • you are gay

    Krishnendu NaskarKrishnendu NaskarКүн мурун
  • Nitorus is not cigars.

    Nathan HernandezNathan HernandezКүн мурун
  • It’s funny to see how PC culture has changed the way we feel about old lines

    Jay RiverJay River2 күн мурун
  • the scooby do one is incredibly bad, a solid 10 imo

    EarthnutzzEarthnutzz2 күн мурун
  • Is it sad that I understand what 'Granny shifting not double clutching like you should' means?

    FlurryDoesStuffFlurryDoesStuff2 күн мурун
  • I mean, if you've driven a stick shift, you'll ruin your transmission if you "granny shift", rather than clutch-shift-clutch. So, that removes the inaccuracies of the line, because most "cringy" lines from F&F movies are semi-inaccurate. All that's left is the delivery? And as they said in this video, it used to be cringy now it's "culture". So I have to go with the colloquialism "cuz" that Brian dropped, rather than Dom's Granny-shifting comment honestly. Anybody else?

    PrfctdrkPrfctdrk2 күн мурун
  • I will never listen to another ep that has that loud, cackling fuckin twit in the background again

    Brandon WarrenBrandon Warren2 күн мурун
  • Soooooo, “I live my life a quarter mile at a time” didn’t make the cut for f&f1?!? That was THEEEEE corniest line in the whole movie....”a quarter mile at a time”?? The hell does that even mean?!? 😂😭🤷🏽‍♂️

    omz31omz312 күн мурун
  • 🤣

    Dash8ProductionsDash8Productions2 күн мурун
  • Never seen one of the fast and furious, been a car guy for ages tho lmfao

    Jack BrooksJack Brooks2 күн мурун
  • Where is "you never had me, you never had your car"???

    Thom StackhouseThom Stackhouse2 күн мурун
  • i've always though that something looks odd about that shot that vin diesel says 'the street always wins' like can you tell that he's on a green screen or something made every worse from the bad line and this is coming from an avid fan of the entire franchise

    MattyMatty2 күн мурун

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  • I had a dream Vin Diesel helped me move into my dorms freshman year of college.

    Randy TrejoRandy Trejo2 күн мурун
  • I haven't even watched it yet and I commend you for this video. Someone had to make it.

    KevinKevin2 күн мурун
  • LOL,,,,I see there are 3.4K kids who disagree with your dissing all these idiotic so called car movies. (Which actually more like Saturday morning cartoons)

    2003evodave2003evodave2 күн мурун
  • lol yall made it seem like "Granny shifting" and "double clutching" are completely made up terms and not just terms that were used in the wrong context.

    Christopher LueckenhoffChristopher Lueckenhoff2 күн мурун
  • 8:28

    Cosmo MartinezCosmo Martinez3 күн мурун
  • isnt granny shifting skipping gears

    morgan sherbanmorgan sherban3 күн мурун
  • Hey man he was in my face *I'M IN YOUR FACE!*

    AmamMcMamAmamMcMam3 күн мурун
  • The exciting exclusive specialist conservatively knock because date relatively remove amid a bustling grandmother. cooing, friendly pot

    Diego LeijaDiego Leija3 күн мурун
  • You guy are awesome but are way off.

    Kevin ArmstrongKevin Armstrong3 күн мурун
  • I know it's hard work to cram all movies into this list, but honestly you could have filled the entire 32 minutes with quotes from just the first two films, no, in fact just the first film. From "MoTec exhaust system" to "I live my life a quarter mile at a time" oh and the only line that makes me remember that Ja Rule made an appearance "Noooo, Monicaaaaa". The first film had it all. The "Street's closed pizza boy, find another way home... Goddamn streetracers" is another moment that deserves to be on the list. Too many to list man.

    Ashley WilsonAshley Wilson3 күн мурун
  • "You can have any brew in the long as it's a Corona."

    Ryan FoltzRyan Foltz3 күн мурун
  • *I said forget about it cuh*

    SnipsBBXSnipsBBX3 күн мурун
  • this channel is the most hatters to fast and furious series every aspect of movie they want to breakdown what is this if u took all hollywood movies u will find mistakes and unreal thing.

    PS2 - PC - МКPS2 - PC - МК3 күн мурун
    • i want to ask Donut Media why hate so much fast and furious ? where is the problem ? maybe last few movies they dissapointed me but they are amaizing movies in global aspect

      PS2 - PC - МКPS2 - PC - МК3 күн мурун
  • the hypersport those exisist but no one wants to rizk getting it destroyed

    Vedat Emre CigerVedat Emre Ciger3 күн мурун
  • That lady’s laugh in the background warms my cold heart. It’s very genuine.

    Ya. MwishoYa. Mwisho3 күн мурун
  • I love cars, but I have never been able to watch one of these movies in its entirety. That they have become a cultural phenomenon amazes me.

    Tim DeatonTim Deaton3 күн мурун
  • Break it down for me

    STYLES: Conejo VS SillyConSTYLES: Conejo VS SillyCon3 күн мурун
  • #1 "I live my life a quarter mile at a time" No contest.

    WlvrtnjmWlvrtnjm3 күн мурун
  • Vin Diesel is the 3rd most popular bald guy in his own franchise.

    WlvrtnjmWlvrtnjm3 күн мурун
  • only one was good.... tokyo drift... the rest is cringy and painfully childish

    the zimrathe zimra3 күн мурун
  • Ejecto seato cuz?

    Manuel PattersonManuel Patterson3 күн мурун
  • The woman that’s laughing literally has the biggest crush on James

    Felix SkausigFelix Skausig3 күн мурун
  • Nah, Ronda Rousey saying "These parties bore me to tears" almost killed me in the cinema god that woman can't act.

    Pliant Impala785Pliant Impala7854 күн мурун
  • I must love “cringy” lines because Donut’s pick for 2nd cringiest is my all-time favorite Fast & Furious movie.. I love the franchise as a whole but there’s just something about the OG film!

    Beeza2996Beeza29964 күн мурун
  • 24:00 aint a gallo 24 an actual engine tho?

    Khris BuenrostroKhris Buenrostro4 күн мурун
  • Your average stager 4wheel drive tractor is 680 horse ... just as reference ... 5000 horse lol

    grifty mc griftgrifty mc grift4 күн мурун
  • Granny shifting not double clutching like you should... Ultimate burn - Dom was saying his car is the equivalent of a 60's Peterbilt ;)

    Majin RvbyMajin Rvby4 күн мурун
  • The Fast and The Furious (the first movie) is to car culture what Hackers was to hacker culture. Some purists hate them, but I actually love them because of their cheese. You have to take these movies for what they are, Hollywood fantasies, shut your brain off, and just enjoy.

    Adam BaldwinAdam Baldwin4 күн мурун
  • Now lets rate your videos.

    Nameless VoidNameless Void4 күн мурун
  • The first at least 4 (but probably 5), you cop out and just say “yeah, that’s what I was thinking.” What’s the matter, thinking of your own score is too complicated?

    Brian PayneBrian Payne4 күн мурун
  • the crew laughing makes this video better 1000%%

    Ed KeenanEd Keenan4 күн мурун
  • Y’all just made me wanna rewatch all these again 😂😂

    manibanndz _manibanndz _4 күн мурун
  • These actors should be paid double for acting their lines with a straight face.

    Poop NewmanPoop Newman4 күн мурун
  • 13:17 has to be the best reaction iv ever seen

    FernoXIIFernoXII4 күн мурун
  • I love her laugh =D

    FernoXIIFernoXII4 күн мурун
  • If you know fast and furious, b it wasn't an evo. It was an oz rally dressed up.

    Emulator RetroEmulator Retro4 күн мурун
  • ha ha ha ha hAaAAaaAAaAAAaaAaAaAAAAAa

    N MN M4 күн мурун
  • Doms rx7 is amazing tf are they on

    BureizuManBureizuMan4 күн мурун
  • Why do they hate the 3g eclipse so much😂😂

    Landen KamerLanden Kamer4 күн мурун
  • My cringy-est line was Puzzy! Because he can't hold up to being crushed between two cars. That's some weak sauce right there cuz!

    RustyRusty5 күн мурун
  • Cool, donut media has turned into woke donut media.

    sav mugsav mug5 күн мурун
  • “It doesn’t matter what’s under the hood it’s about who’s behind the wheel” ok I’m going to go and bet 100,000 that I’ll beat a Bugatti Chiron in a used 10 year old Ford Ka. I’m about to become rich. Edit: I WON! Thank you fast and furious! The person behind the wheel of the Chiron was a rich baby

    Jordan 23Jordan 235 күн мурун
  • Bruh the lady low key ruined a lot of money he jokes

    Frenzy - TLOPOFrenzy - TLOPO5 күн мурун
  • How did they not mention Vin’s Time to Unleash the Beast line, that’s a 10/10

    TheGshockaTheGshocka5 күн мурун
  • How do you guys not get what granny shifting and double clutching is? Granny shifting is usually shifting slow and normal by pressing the clutch to the floor and grabbing the next gear while double clutching is for preserving syncronizers by pushing the clutch moving tge shifter to neutral releasing the clutch to slow the clutch down reapplying the clutch and grabbing the next gear

    Carl SehestedtCarl Sehestedt5 күн мурун
  • the old movies might be a cringe fest but I'll take NOS junkie Paul Walker over brainwashed Vin Diesel anyday

    drunken motherdrunken mother5 күн мурун
  • from pink slips to international espionage wtf happened to these movies

    Ellard KurvinEllard Kurvin5 күн мурун
  • I absolutely love the woman laughing in the background. Made an already hilarious video even funnier.

    Ashlee BostonAshlee Boston5 күн мурун